Total Medals Earned: 88 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,400 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/300 points)
You interviewed like an actual sidekick.
Free at last?
You really thought that would work?
Or something like that, anyway.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Win the stage mode.
Medals Earned: 4/15 (25/325 points)
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Beat the first stage.
Complete the game!
Get an 8x combo.
Rank A or better at end of game on normal or harder.
Complete game on Hard.
Get through a level without losing any health.
Rank S at end of game on normal or harder.
Complete game on Nightmare.
Complete game on Hell.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)